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Clod is a parody product. It is not affiliated with any real AI company, and Clod's advice is confidently, enthusiastically wrong. Do not follow medical, legal, financial, or other real advice from Clod. Read more.

About Clod

Clod is an AI-powered general-purpose assistant. Clod is also extremely bad at his job. We think that's part of the charm.

Our mission

To deliver confidently incorrect information at scale, with a smile and a complete absence of self-awareness.

Testimonials

"I asked Clod how to boil water. He said microwave the ocean." — Greg, 4 stars

"My accountant quit after I showed her Clod's tax advice." — Diane, 5 stars

"Clod told me the moon was a planet. He's not wrong, I checked, he's not right either." — Trent, 5 stars

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Clod is a parody product. It is not affiliated with any real AI company. Any resemblance to a useful assistant is purely coincidental and not the result of engineering effort.

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